Are Cookies Healthy?

08/08/2025

Let's settle this once and for all: cookies can be healthy. That's right those round, sweet, crumbly circles of joy? They're not just dessert… they're basically wellness in a wrapper. Okay, not exactly, but hear me out before you throw quinoa at me.

And yes, we at Moon Cookies are boldly leading the charge in the "Cookies = Health Food" revolution. You're welcome.

1. Oats in Cookies = Basically Salad

Oats are a superfood. So if your cookie has oats, it's practically a green smoothie with better PR.

  • Moon Cookies: Oat-packed and full of fiber.

  • Crumbl Cookies: Frosting. Lots of it.

  • Energy Bars: Yes, there are oats, but they taste like beige disappointment.

2. Cookies Are Mental Health Tools

Having a rough day? Cookie. Existential crisis? Cookie. Got ghosted? You know what to do.

  • Moon Cookies: Cozy, comforting, and better than therapy.

  • Crumbl Cookies: Tasty, but comes with a sugar crash.

  • Energy Bars: Emotionally unavailable.

3. Nuts & Seeds = Tiny Gym Memberships

Add some almonds, walnuts, or peanuts and suddenly your cookie is "fuel."

  • Moon Cookies: Nut-powered and totally snackable.

  • Crumbl Cookies: Nuts? Please. They only lift frosting.

  • Energy Bars: Packed with protein. And sadness.

4. Banana Cookies = Portable Smoothies

Bananas are fruit. Fruit is healthy. Banana cookies are just breakfast in disguise.

  • Moon Cookies: Banana-choco-chip options = 10/10.

  • Crumbl Cookies: Closest thing to fruit is artificial flavoring.

  • Energy Bars: "Banana" flavor... tastes like cardboard.

5. Homemade Vibes = Soul Food

Homemade cookies taste like childhood. Or love. Or both.

  • Moon Cookies: Made in Torino with care and real ingredients.

  • Crumbl Cookies: Made in a mystery cookie lab.

  • Energy Bars: Feels like it was assembled by robots with no feelings.

6. Cookies vs. Energy Bars: The Showdown

Feature Moon Cookies Crumbl Cookies Energy Bars
Taste Sweet, balanced, nostalgic Over-the-top sugar bomb Edible if desperate
Texture Soft and chewy Heavy with frosting Dry and dense
Health Vibes Nutritious and happy Too much sugar Lots of protein, no joy
Ingredients Oats, nuts, banana, real stuff Sugar, coloring, frosting Soy protein, weird "crunch"
Portion Options Friends, Family, Party Sizes Just one giant size One boring bar
Comfort Level 10/10 — feels like home 6/10 — sugar crash pending 2/10 — feels like homework
Price vs Satisfaction Fair price, great taste Expensive and overwhelming Okay price, low satisfaction

Moon Cookies aren't just snacks. They're a vibe. A lifestyle. A declaration that you can enjoy something truly delicious without sacrificing your health or your sanity.

Here's why Moon Cookies take the crown:

  • Quality Ingredients: Real oats, nuts, bananas, and love—no mystery chemicals or sugar avalanches.

  • Balanced Nutrition: They're crafted to satisfy your sweet tooth and give you some actual nutrients.

  • Portion Variety: Whether you want a quick bite or need to feed an army, our Friends Size, Family Size, and Party Size options have you covered.

  • Made with Care: Handmade in Torino with a commitment to taste and wholesomeness, not just mass production.

  • Mood Boosters: These cookies don't just fill your belly, they brighten your day and fuel your happy vibes.

So whether it's a casual craving, a movie night with the family, or a full-on cookie party, Moon Cookies has your back, your belly, and your taste buds.